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An exasperated me calling the customer care:

Me: Hi! Could you tell me how to stop spam calls. I get calls asking me to subscribe for callertunes all through the day...

Customer Care Rep (CCR): Shoo ma'am you dont want caller tune calls?

Me: Exactly

CCR: Toh note kijiye "START DND" and send to 1909... Will take 45 days to get activated. 45 days baad aapko koi calls nai ayenge!

Me (bemused at "koi calls nai" but supressing) : 45 days!!!! You know that's 1.5 months!!! :O

CCR: Yes maam

Me: No other way?

CCR: Yes maam

Me: Yes?! You mean no.. ok. If I set a caller tune would you stop disturbing?

CCR: No Maam!!